I really want to share with you the origins of Australia Day but without sounding like a boring old fart. So I thought I’d put a modern twist on things… Going with the tune I had in my head today, I am making this into a rap! Anyone who guesses which tune should pat themselves on the back...

G’day mate! It’s bonzer today! It’s Australia Day! In true dedication to Oz…Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie! Oz! Oz! Oz! I’m gonna be flat out like a lizard drinking and giving it heaps before I hit the frog and toad before a doofus finds out I’m useless as tits on a bull. Went for my jabs...