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As you may have guessed from this photo, I’m still in love with Scotland. We forgive you, William Wallace, for rebelling against the English!

Climbing up the wondrous earthy juggarnaut that is the ‘Scottish mountain’ of Arthur’s Seat, I looked out the view of Edinburgh and the Forth Estuary. This seemed to be the perfect moment to crack open a can of Scottish fizzy…yes, Scotland’s answer to Coke..IRON BRU!

It was absolutely delicious..but somehow after, I felt the need to scare the English Enemy using Scotland’s fearsome tactic of pulling down my kilt and showing my buttocks to them.

Oh Mel Gibson..what have you done.