G’day mate! It’s bonzer today! It’s Australia Day!

In true dedication to Oz…Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie! Oz! Oz! Oz! I’m gonna be flat out like a lizard drinking and giving it heaps before I hit the frog and toad before a doofus finds out I’m useless as tits on a bull. Went for my jabs yesterday so gonna wait until the Jimmy Britts hit but Fair Dinkum.
So Australia! Will I see some Banana Benders all over the road like a mad woman’s breakfast or a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock or actually a box of blowflies?

Don’t chuck a spaz, I’m not one sandwich short of a picnic or one snag short of a Barbie. I’ll explain. But if you are knee high to a grasshopper, then shit before the shovel.

Avago you mug, finish your quick snort and nick off!

Confused?

Yes, it’s all Australian Slang! Love Love Love it! I cannot wait to try it on unsuspecting Aussies who will look at me like I’m one snag short of a Barbie!

Now I bet you are itching to know what these slang words mean! Enjoy them today to your heart’s delight! I’m particularly enjoying calling everyone they are a box of blowflies today! Many confused faces!

Flat out like a lizard drinking – busy

Giving it Heaps – Speed up

Hit the Frog and Toad – Hit the Road

Useless as tits on a bull – implies a person has little or no value

Jimmy Britts – Shits

Fair Dinkum – You got to be kidding

Banana Benders – Aussies from Queensland (they grow loads of bananas there)

All over the road like a mad woman’s breakfast – driving erratically

Few kangaroos loose in the top paddock – not right in the head

Box of Blowflies – Ugly

Don’t chuck a Spaz – Don’t be irrational

One sandwich short of a picnic – stupid

One snag short of a Barbie – stupid

Knee high to a Grasshopper – very short

Shit before the Shovel – Please go first

Avago you mug – Go on!

Quick Snort – hurried drink

Nick off! – please go away!

Have you got any Australian slang sayings or phrases?